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Friday, April 8, 2011

Laughter is the best medicine


A man walked into a chemist. "Do you have anything for hiccups?" he asked the pharmacist. Without warning, the pharmacist reached over and smacked the man on the shoulder.
"Did that help?" he asked.
"I don't know,"the startled man replied. "I'll have to ask my wife. She's waiting in the car."
-Nancy Macmillan


With her brown eyes and curly hair, our youngest daughter takes after my husband. At three, she was lively, mischievous girl and people often remarked on how cute she was.
One day I was standing with her in the supermarket when a woman commented, "What a pretty child you have!"
My smile disappeared when she asked, "Is she really yours?"
-Gerry Kruithof


" If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to church every day, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again the answer was, "No!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You've got to be dead!"
-Jann Cupp


My parents, married 45 years, raised 11 children. Now they enjoy 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, my mother replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
-Betty Stumpf


My daughter was sharing an old house with fellow university students. With money in short supply, they lived mainly on cheap cuts of meat, supplemented by noodles and rice.
When she came home on a visit, I told her I would pack some provisions she could share with her friends.
Shocked, she replied, "Oh no, Mum, don't do that. If they know I've got access to real food, they'll send me home every weekend!"
-Del Jarret


My young cousing, David, had an appointment to see the doctor. Once he was on the examining table, the doctor asked him, "How old are you?"
"I'm four," David answered.
"And when you're going to be five?" the doctor inquired.
David replied, "When the four comes to an end."
-Elsa Nobre Duarte


My brother stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped when she asked if he wanted white cheese or yellow.
"What's the difference?" my brother asked.
"Hello!" replied the girl, signing and rolling her eyes. "Color?"
-Mary Berg

29 comments:

frens said...

hahaha..betol2 setuju sgt2..laughter is the best medicine..tp klu nk ketawa tuh biarlah bertempat ye...tkut nnt lain plak persepsi org..ape2 pun,senyum xperlu kata ape2...hehehe

Lemmiwinks said...

cool post, bro!

Zombie said...

Laughter can cure anything!

misrerama said...

hahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
oke..dah sembuh...heheheh

Betta sp said...

frens-hg nak gelak mana2 pon bole la, asalkan jgn gelak mcm si bilie tue

Betta sp said...

zombie-except death

Betta sp said...

misrerama- mak ooiii, kalo da gelak mcm tuh sapa yg x sembuh

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hud aikara said...

saya suke entry nih..: hahahaha...untuk lebih ketawa yang maksima saya akan tonton Hantu Kak Limah lagi..lepas ketawa memang betul..rasa lega..hormon pun jadi ok. mood pun baik..(^_^)

azana said...

jgn terlampau gelak... boleh jd lupe..

ketawa la yg memadai..huhu

like ur post..

Nina said...

lol those were funny.

Shutterbug said...

thanks for the laughs! what a nice way to start off the weekend! :)

DerpFiles said...

Ok, I admit I chuckled a little.

tigey said...

had some good laughs, hehe

Betta sp said...

afzainizam-jgn ketawa lebih2 pulak, kang xbole berenti, jadik cam pesakit mental

Betta sp said...

hud aikara-x abes2 lg ngan hantu kak limah dia tue....owh penah tengok x org kat india ketawa sebagai satu senaman?

Betta sp said...

azana-kalo da ketawa berdekah2 tue mmg lupa donia buat sementara waktu,tp kalo pompuan nak gelak mesti kontrol (dpan org ramai) hehehe

Betta sp said...

nina-then you should smile:)

Betta sp said...

shutterbug-you always smile (in the picture)

Betta sp said...

derpfiles-only a little?

Betta sp said...

tigey-don't take some, take all good laugh lol

Misz-sakura said...

Hahaha, LOL ! =D

LoneIslander said...

So much lulz, so little time

MixedNuts said...

That's a load of stuff you got there.

'you go to heaven when you die" owned

T. Roger Thomas said...

These are funny

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